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Vanessa: |
"Yes, thank you. I have another personal question. Why don't you want anyone to know your true identity and where you live?" |
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Captain Ozone: |
"A real, costumed super-hero never reveals his true identity. The main reason why I am hiding out here in the woods is because there are some people who would like to silence me." |
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Vanessa: |
"What sort of people would like to silence you? Oil barons...?" |
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Captain Ozone: |
"You're getting very warm. There are certain entities that have tried to sabotage me in the past. The petroleum industry is the second largest industry in the world. I am, after all, promoting hydrogen fuel over fossil fuels." |
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Vanessa: |
"That sounds a little scary...but I think you're being too paranoid. Have you ever resorted to violence in order to protect yourself?" |
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Captain Ozone: |
"For the most part, I'm a nonviolent super-hero. I don't carry a gun or any licensed weapons. However, I did hit someone in the head with my toilerang in self-defense once." |
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Vanessa: |
"Toilerang?" |
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Captain Ozone: |
"It's an open-end toilet seat that I carved into a boomerang. It's in my documentary." |
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Vanessa: |
"Speaking of toilets, tell me about Eco Art Day, your outdoor toilet art festival. That was one of the more bizarre things I saw in your documentary. How did you come up with that idea?" |
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Captain Ozone: |
"Well, I started thinking about common household products that end up in landfills, and how they could be recycled. Since millions of used toilets end up in landfills every year, one of my scientists came up with the idea of recycling them into fine works of art. She also thought that we could do this in homage to my time latrine." |
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Vanessa: |
"Time latrine? What's that?" |
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